tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016730397134091394.post4279571644537714885..comments2023-10-14T10:19:26.027-07:00Comments on Professor Watermelon: Weekly MUSE: DragonfliesProf. Watermelonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04267927959780808715noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016730397134091394.post-71288981276813120822013-07-26T06:39:54.993-07:002013-07-26T06:39:54.993-07:00what if dragonflies were mechanics
what if dragonf...what if dragonflies were mechanics<br />what if dragonflies were from mars<br />what if dinosaur age dragonflies were ancestors of mythical dragons<br />what if dragonflies aged slower than humans<br />what if the dragonfly metamorphosis happened backwards<br />what if professor watermelon could turn into a dragonfly <br />what if dragonflies became superheroes <br />what if dragonflies met the queen of England<br />what if dragonflies ate pillows<br />what if dragonflies made TV's<br />what if dragonflies became a currency<br />what if dragonflies teamed up with Darth Vader against the Jedi<br />what if dragonflies invented ikea<br />what if dragonflies were photographers<br />what if dragonflies watched TV<br />what if dragonflies reached up to the size of a aeroplane <br />what if dragonflies had weddings<br />what if dragonflies had funerals<br />what if dragonflies gave birth to young<br />what if a dragonfly worked for the F.B.I.<br /><br />~the aussie kangaroo<br /><br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016730397134091394.post-19278381911316173562013-07-25T18:10:10.154-07:002013-07-25T18:10:10.154-07:00What if dragonflies ate venus flytraps? What if dr...What if dragonflies ate venus flytraps? What if dragonflies had bees instead of wings? What if dragonflies were as big as the Empire State Building? What if dragonflies smelled like watermelons? What if dragonflies built the White House? What if a dragonfly was Lebron James' cousin? What if dragonflies were miniature wasps? What if a drangonfly ate Dracula? What if dragonflies came from the earth's core? What if dragonflies came from Jupiter? What if dragonflies could set something ablaze? What if dragonflies got scholarships to Yale? What if dragonflies were dragonflies first and then became nymphs? What if dragonflies acted the same way as dogs? What if a dragonfly ate you? What if dragonflies could turn into dragons? What if dragonflies blew up into mushroom clouds? What if dragonflies could eat houses? What if dragonflies had apple orchards? What if dragonflies created democracy?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016730397134091394.post-74502306459713527892013-07-25T15:41:11.345-07:002013-07-25T15:41:11.345-07:00what if a dragonfly had no wings but could still f...what if a dragonfly had no wings but could still fly?<br />what if they had wings as big as a box?<br />what if 1,000 small adult dragonflies could fit in each others wings? <br />what if a baby dragonfly ate the biggest lobster in the world?<br />what if then it turned big as the world?<br />what if it bounced instead of flying?<br />what if it tasted like a cake?<br />what if it was made of ice cream?<br />what if it melted?<br />what if it flew to the moon?<br />11. what if it ate a cloud?<br />12 what if it lived in a nest?<br />13 what it thought it was a bird?<br />14 what if it wrote?<br />15 what if it sung?<br />16 what if it could read?<br />17 what if it felt like rice?<br />18 what if it played a basket ball game and won?<br />19 what if it only laughed?<br />20 what if it rode a zipline with you?<br /><br />-dragonfly bonzaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016730397134091394.post-90138474759595693802013-07-09T16:47:35.810-07:002013-07-09T16:47:35.810-07:00What if a Dragonfly didn't know how to fly?
~...What if a Dragonfly didn't know how to fly?<br /><br />~Vanessa BAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016730397134091394.post-29034885713943150002013-02-05T19:56:50.358-08:002013-02-05T19:56:50.358-08:00what if giant DragonFlies invaded and made everyon...what if giant DragonFlies invaded and made everyone giant fish so that they could eat them and then a guy made the fish into super humans and they busted out of the DragonFlies and retook over the world?<br /><br />Levi (SCDS)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016730397134091394.post-90020214007321202692013-02-05T19:44:28.730-08:002013-02-05T19:44:28.730-08:00What if there was a zombie dragonfly invasion! And...What if there was a zombie dragonfly invasion! And they were giant prehistoric dragonflies!!!!! And we had to get them into a giant spaceship and fly them to the moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />-Henry (SCDS)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016730397134091394.post-24489341015261393412013-02-03T21:49:28.373-08:002013-02-03T21:49:28.373-08:00Picking up on my Sleazy series from last year – Ti...Picking up on my Sleazy series from last year – Time had come for another contest to decide who was going to rule the universe for the next million years. It was Sleazy and his evil gang of Space Grizzlies Vs. The Good Guys. The competition was a flying race around the earth. The good guys picked ‘SuperFly’ the Dragonfly as their representative. SuperFly was a pre-historic dragonfly with a wingspan as big as a modern plane. He was smart and could use his compound eyes to focus sunlight into a laser beam. Sleazy was an expert flier as well. Rules of the race – first one to fly around the earth (circumference = 24901 miles = 40074274944 mm) . Each competitor gets to use his secret weapon once during the race. SuperFly decided to use the laser convertor as his secret weapon. Sleazy picked the rebound protector for his secret weapon – this device rebounded whatever was thrown at it.<br />Each competitor also gets to use a turbo boost that gives you a 1000 miles in one second, one time during the race. <br /><br />The race began over Seattle. After the first 5 minutes, Superfly shot a sunlight converted laser beam at Sleazy. Sleazy pulled out the rebound protector and the laser beam came right back at SuperFly. Luckily for SuperFly – he saw it just in time and using his 2-wing system and expert flying skills shot straight up in the air, just avoiding the laser beam. Both competitors had used up their secret weapon. The race continued and just over Africa, Sleazy used his turbo boost taking him near India. Superfly flapped his wings really hard and got closer and closer but Sleazy still had the lead. They continued on and SuperFly closed in. Just over Chicago, Superfly used his turbo boost and shot past Sleazy just as they were finishing over Seattle. The Good Guys had won – they saved the world and got to rule the universe for the next million years.<br /><br />- Amar<br /><br />P.S. We should be thankful to DragonFlies – not just for eating mosquitos but also for the beautiful life we all have today.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016730397134091394.post-45108075199890501282013-02-03T21:19:01.775-08:002013-02-03T21:19:01.775-08:00- What if Dragonflies had a wingspan as big as a p...- What if Dragonflies had a wingspan as big as a plane<br />- What if Dragonflies were as smart as humans<br />- What if Dragonflies couldn’t fly – like Penguins<br />- What if Dragonflies could use their compound eyes and lenses to focus sunlight into a laser beam<br />- What if Dragonflies were in some way responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs<br />- What if Dragonflies could eat small birds (in flight)<br />- What if Dragonflies could fly straight up into space like a rocket<br />- What if Dragonfly eggs hatched in water and they could fly under water as well as in the air<br /><br />- AmarAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2016730397134091394.post-2311496621392423182013-02-03T09:56:25.428-08:002013-02-03T09:56:25.428-08:00What if a dragonfly made a dragonfly town?
What if...What if a dragonfly made a dragonfly town?<br />What if a dragonfly was still two feet long?<br />What if a dragonfly works for a spy because of its eyesight?<br />What if a dragonfly didn't long wings in the dinosaur time?<br />What if a dragonfly was friends with bees?<br /><br />By Celeste BAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com